Everything seems so creepy…

Not sure why I am picking up on these random things recently, but some things I have heard, experienced or said all of the sudden just seems so creepy.     Yesterday, for example, I was listening to the radio on my mini road trip and Sting's Every Breath You Take came on. I found myself...

He smelled like a Mediterranean ottoman!

Dear God, I just realized after that title and yesterday's post about dating, I should clarify that no, this is not a dating in real life post... but I am sure it would be hilarious too!  Also, for clarification, I love the Mediterranean and the Med's delicious food... however that smell on a man... not so...

“Put me in the game, coach”

    I am terrified to actually admit this, because then I have to do it, and for even more pressure to follow through, I decided to write about it.  What do I need to say out loud?! Well, to be direct I am un-benching myself. So, after I gave love a go last year and wound...

Come at me bro.

Y'all ever have one of those days where you are just angry, mad, frustrated?  Like no matter what is happening the response is just grrrrr.  The last few days have been a bit manic and sadness has quickly turned to a fist thrown upward like "what the hell, man!?".   And no, before you even think...

Tattooed, for my pleasure.

I get that tattoos are not everyone's thing.  I know for ages they have been frowned upon by the masses.  People with tats have been hit with stereotypes like a one-two combo.  They have been judged and pigeonholed.  Especially women.  All I can say to anyone who brings the stones my way is to make...

I mean, have you ever been face to brain, with a brain?

Someone asked me if I thought I would run out of things to write about or say.  After I laughed one of those really deep belly laughs, I thought about it.  My problem is not running out of things to say, I doubt it ever will be.  However you never know, some writers have been...

I digress, already. I know I’m absurd.

So today was a MUUUUNNNNDAAAYA.  Not any worse or better than another, but ya know just the kind of day that you think, "I will start 'not drinking' during the work week, another day".  I mean why would anyone start 'not drinking' the first day after the weekend?  Seriously, I miss my kid, and my dog, and...

Wild child

All that the sun shines on is beautiful, so long as it is wild. ~ John Muir   I was recently feeling a little out of control. Partly purposefully. If I just stay busy then what is happening around me can attempt to keep up with all that is bubbling up within me. Distraction. It...

Do NOT look in my junk mail folder!

I repeat, do not look in my junk folder! I do not know what I signed up to receive but there is more XXX stuff up in there than at the local sex shop!  Dear Lord!  I mean if the subject line makes me blush, I do not even want to open the email to...